Titles?

I realise the last rambling had nothing to do with the title.
Farce:
The day arrived for the house to go on the market, so the missus has the estate agent lady coming round - then she gets son of Wedge to change a light bulb.
Imagine the scene - boy on tip toe tries to remove bulb, suddenly there is a loud noise a bit like cloth tearing - son falls to floor screaming in agony and can't move.
Wife panics and calls me 'Come home quick'!
Next tries to get doc out but son had move south for his degree and is not registered - they say try NHS Direct! They listen to all that has occurred. (Boy is still lying on landing in pain) and sends a paramedic.
Then the guy to check the house for energy use turns up - he is put in Kitchen, then the estate agent turns up - in lounge. I turn up and have to look after the agent.
Then the paramedic turns up. Each and everyone of these people start moving from room to room. Paramedic treats boy and gets him off floor as agent arrives on landing to take photos etc etc
It was a true French farce. Completed when the paramedic lost his enormous bag as he had been moved to four different rooms whilst filling in his forms!

Classic

The farce ends with all the visitors leaving at the same time and family sitting done for a nice cup of tea.